Would you?

We decided at work today that 1 million is just not enough money to endure homosexual fellatio and if one ties a cat to his chest and a piece of evenly buttered toast to his back than it should have a "jetpack" like effect where one would steer by beating the cat around the head. Solid theory...







Just one of many of the fantastic conversations I not only endure but fully participate in working with marines.


With a new year we concentrate more now than ever on starting anew, bettering oneself and moving forward. Best time to be selling gym memberships. But even now I find myself looking more into the past than to the future. I'm working on it but what can I say... As human beings we have weak moments and this is one of mine. No matter I will overcome this as I have everything else, with diligence. One of the strongest of the human traits yes? Our ability to continue when all else has failed us? When we seem to have reached the bottom the only place we know where to look is up.
Not really sure where else I'm going with this but I think the point here is, stay chipper! I know I am doing my very best. More on this later, love you all!